Disclaimer: I absolutely love love love love love One Piece with a passion. So there's a good amount of One Piece related things mixed in with everything, but don't worry, there's a bunch of art, photos and other stuff too.
Today (truncated version of the conversation)Guy: Hey Kenny, what're you up to tonight?
Guy: Looking to get some action tonight?
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Me: Uhm, I'll pass.
Guy: Am I not your type? Do you not think I'm big enough?
Me: What? No, I-
Guy: Top or bottom?