Today (truncated version of the conversation)Guy: Hey Kenny, what're you up to tonight?
Me: Nothing.
Guy: Looking to get some action tonight?
Me: Huh?
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Me: Uhm, I'll pass.
Guy: Am I not your type? Do you not think I'm big enough?
Me: What? No, I-
Guy: Top or bottom?
Me: ..............